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    Us Weekly, 2001

    Home Video & DVD Reviews: 2001 (N through S)
    (See A-E, F-M, T-Z)

    By Bruce Kluger


    New York: Given recent events, documentarist Ric Burns’ seven-tape homage to
    the Big Apple is especially poignant, chronicling the checkered history of Gotham
    from its 1609 birth as Dutch trading post to its modern-day rep as the city that
    never sleeps. Best segment: on Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia, whose undying love for
    NYC resounds anew. NR; 14 hours (PBS and Warner)

    Nine Hundred Nights: Rare footage and insightful commentary grace this vibrant
    chronicle of seminal psychedelic rock band Big Brother and the Holding Company—
    starring Janis Joplin—from its Haight Ashbury heydey to the band’s blowout gig at
    the ’67 Monterey Pop Fest. Included: Joplin’s wailing Ball and Chain, and the Cheap
    Thrills recording session of Summertime. Rip Torn narrates. NR (Pioneer)

    Nuremberg: Alec Baldwin headlines this original TNT flick based on Joseph E.
    Persico’s book about the 1948 world tribunal charging 21 Nazis officers with war
    crimes. Powerful and compelling, it features dialogue straight from the actual
    courtroom transcripts. (History and movie buffs can also rewind Stanley Kramer’s
    1961 masterpiece, Judgment at Nuremberg, starring Spencer Tracy, Burt
    Lancaster and Judy Garland). NR; 179 minutes (Warner)

    Nurse Betty: Renée Zellweger earns every sparkle on her Golden Globe as the
    perky but bonkers coffee shop waitress who suddenly believes she’s a character
    from her favorite soap. Though occasionally violent, it’s still a sassy send-up of the
    love in the afternoon crowd, with great turns by Morgan Freeman as a courteous hit
    man and Greg Kinnear as the soap’s arrogant star. R; 108 minutes (USA)

    O Brother, Where Art Thou?: The Coen Brothers bring their signature quirkiness
    to this Depression-era reconstruction of Homer’s The Odyssey, in which escaped
    con George Clooney and two chain-gang cronies rumble through rural Mississipi in
    search of hidden treasure. Comic oddballs abound (notably Wayne Duvall as a
    boisterous Klan dragon) in this deliciously twisted road picture. PG-13; 102 minutes
    (Touchstone)

    Oliver Stone Collection: 10-disk box set of Stone films; special director cuts of
    Any Given Sunday and JFK; Bonus Oliver Stone’s America documentary. R
    (Warner)

    One Night at McCool’s: In this Rashomonesque flashback, girlfriend-from-hell Liv
    Tyler systematically destroys the lives of a happy-go-lucky bartender (Matt Dillon),
    a lovestruck detective (John Goodman) and a sleazy suburbanite (Paul Reiser).
    Dark laughs and snazzy visuals add a kick to the comedic cocktail, and Tyler’s
    horny harlot’s a hoot. Michael Douglas also stars. R; 93 minutes (USA)

    Our Favorite Things: Pop meets opera as Tony Bennett, Placido Domingo,
    Vanessa Williams and Charlotte Church knock out 20 tinsel-hanging hitsfrom
    “The First Noel” to “Silent Night”-live on stage in Vienna. (Sony Classical)

    Pay It Forward: Scarred schoolteacher Kevin Spacey implores his charges (among
    them Haley Joel Osment) to build a pyramid scheme of goodness—doing charitable
    deeds for others, who must then do the same. Director Mimi Leder pulls a few too
    many heart-strings in this well-meaning but syrupy valentine to the kindness of
    strangers. Helen Hunt co-stars. PG-13; 122 minutes (Warner)

    Pearl Harbor (documentary): Just in time for this summer’s big-budget, big-screen
    recreation of America’s day of infamy, this comprehensive three-tape documentary
    from the History Channel zeros in on the real events that led up to U.S. entry into
    WWII, with archival footage, eyewitness accounts, declassified documents and
    commentary by historians. Masterful. NR; 150 minutes (A&E)

    Pearl Harbor (feature film): The attack is magnificently shot. Otherwise, Michael
    Bay’s overlong, under-thought reenactment of 12/7/41 is a battleship of buffoonery,
    sunk by a soggy love story, preposterously rewritten history, and a pair of lock-
    jawed leading men (Ben Affleck and Alec Baldwin) dogfighting for the Purple Heart
    in scenery-chewing. Bombs away. PG-13; 183 minutes (Touchstone)

    Planet of the Apes: The two-disk edition of Tim Burton’s slickly renovated spin on
    the 1968 thriller—about an astronaut (Mark Wahlberg) trapped among gun-toting
    knuckle-walkers in a reverse-evolution civilization—includes inside peeks at the
    film's ape choreography, monkey makeup and tree-swinging stunts, as well as multi-
    angle features and five extended scenes. You’ll go bananas. PG-13 (Fox)

    Pollock: Director-star Ed Harris’ low-profile, high-octane biopic of 20th Century
    painter Jackson Pollock earned a new following for the volatile artist, as well as an
    Oscar for Marcia Gay Harden, who whips off a masterpiece as Pollock’s long-
    suffering muse, Lee Krasner. Amy Madigan and Val Kilmer co-star. R; 122 minutes
    (Columbia TriStar)

    Pootie Tang: Recreating his popular sketch character from Chris Rock’s HBO
    show, Lance Crouther is the womanizing, crime-fighting mack daddy with the
    smooth gait and indecipherable patois, here protecting urban youth from
    exploitation by a corporate creep (Robert Vaughn). As a film, it’s hip-hopelessly
    incoherent; as a satire on black pop culture, it’s dope. PG-13; 81 minutes
    (Paramount)

    The Powerpuff Girls: The diminutive do-gooders return in two new tapes: Boogie
    Frights, in which the high-flying threesome saves Townsville from a disco villain;
    and Twisted Sister, a hair-raiser that finds the girls creating a fourth Puffster with
    disastrous results. Both tapes include additional episodes, some of them never-
    before-seen. NR; 70 minutes each (Cartoon Network/Warner)

    Prancer Returns: When an eight-year old finds a baby reindeer in the woods, he
    emails Santa, believing the little guy is a wayward sleigh-dragger. Jack Palance
    stars in this family bon-bon, which aired on the USA Network earlier this month.
    (USA)

    The Princess Bride (1987): The DVD edition of Rob Reiner’s fractured fable
    about a kidnapped princess (Robin Wright, pre-Penn) and her dashing savior (then
    newcomer Cary Elwes) includes the 45-minute making-of featurette, “As You Wish,”
    new cast-and-crew interviews and Elwes’ home movies from the set. Billy Crystal,
    Mandy Patinkin and the late André the Giant co-star. PG (MGM)

    The Prisoner: Jackie Chan stars. Commentary by martial arts expert Phillip Rhee,
    motion menus, motion images. R (Columbia TriStar)

    Proof of Life: Russell Crowe scowls and sweats as an international hostage
    negotiator, combing the South American jungles for a kidnapped engineer, with
    help from the captured man’s wife (Meg Ryan). Despite the stars’ reported off-
    screen chemistry during filming, you’ll find no sparks here—just an overwrought
    script and heavy-handed direction from Taylor Hackford. R; 135 minutes (Warner)

    Quills: Oscar-nominee Geoffrey Rush notches a tour-de-force as the caged
    Marquis de Sade, who smuggles his 19th Century literary porn to a ravenous
    French public via madhouse laundress Kate Winslet. Director Philip Kaufman
    masterfully blends the historic with the erotic, with help from Joaquin Phoenix as the
    asylum priest and Michael Caine as the black-cloaked punishment dispenser.
    Magnificent. R; 124 minutes (Fox Searchlight)

    Rat Pack’s Las Vegas: Rare footage and exclusive interviews highlight this
    swinging documentary about the quintessential quintet of the showroom—Frank,
    Dino, Sammy, Joey and Peter—whose legendary on-and-offstage antics knocked
    Vegas on its ear. Program includes scenes from the Pack’s crime caper flick, Ocean’
    s Eleven, now being remade by Steven Soderbergh. NR; 50 minutes (White Star)

    Rated X: Sibs Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez (who also directed) turn on the
    slime as real life porn industry princes Jim and Artie Mitchell, who brought smut into
    the mainstream (Behind the Green Door) before sinking into a miasma of drugs and
    mayhem. It’s manic and edgy, with great chemistry between the boys. (DVD
    includes scenes not shown on TV.) NR; 115 minutes (Showtime)

    Rear Window (1954): Alfred Hitchcock’s voyeuristic masterpiece—about a
    convalescing photographer-turned-Peeping Tom (Jimmy Stewart) who’s convinced
    his neighbor is a murderer—gets the full treatment on disc, with behind-the-scenes
    footage, production photos, the theatrical trailer (narrated by Stewart) and a 15-
    minute documentary, “The Restoration of a Classic.” Co-star Grace Kelly remains
    drop-dead gorgeous. NR (Universal)

    The Remains of the Day: Deleted scenes, new cast and crew commentary and
    rich costume and production designs grace the disk edition of James Ivory’s
    marvelously acted 1993 domestic drama, about an emotionally repressed butler
    (Anthony Hopkins) of a British Lord, and the spunky housekeeper (Emma
    Thompson) who manages to de-starch him. Christopher Reeve co-stars. PG
    (Columbia TriStar)

    Remember the Titans: After the 1971 court-ordered integration of Virginia high
    schools, one campus’s popular white football coach is replaced by a black man,
    who must then discipline his boys—on and off the gridiron. Denzel Washington’s
    hard-hitting performance gains extra yardage, lifting the film above your standard-
    issue sports flick. PG (Disney)

    Requiem For a Dream: Call it Traffic without the laughs. Darren Aronofsky’s
    brilliant, hallucinogenic handbook to drug abuse follows the disintegrating life of
    Coney Island heroine addict Jared Leto, whose widowed mother (Oscar-nominee
    Ellen Burstyn) suffers her own dependency on diet pills. Burstyn soars—as does
    Jennifer Connelly, as Leto’s needle-toting girlfriend who’d do anything for a fix. R;
    102 minutes (Artisan)

    The Road Home: An audience favorite at Sundance 2001, Zhang Yimou’s
    breathtaking parable follows a young engineer in northern China who, upon his
    father’s death, honors tradition by carrying the body back home. Along the way he
    unravels the story of his parents’ rich romance in this gentle, exquisitely shot
    portrait of a family’s love. G; 89 minutes (Columbia TriStar)

    Rodgers and Hammerstein Musicals: Who needs carolers when you can have
    the von Trapps? The Sound of Music highlights this vid boxed seat to a half-dozen
    of R&H’s greatest tuners on film, among them Oklahoma!, South Pacific and The
    King and I. (Fox)

    Rugrats in Paris: The Movie: Vive les petite monsters. Parents will sigh, Rat-o-
    philes will delight at this feature-length French twist on the hit Nick series, in which
    the tiny tornadoes storm the City of Lights—scarfing chocolat, scaling the Eiffel, etc.
    Susan Sarandon and John Lithgow lend their voices. G; 78 minutes (Paramount)

    Rush Hour 2: Flying jackknife Jackie Chan and loudmouth Chris Tucker reunite as
    the sweet-and-sour detective duo, here bounding from Hong Kong to Vegas in
    search of an embassy bomber. This time out, Tucker’s gassy tirades tire quickly,
    though Chan’s martial artistry is good to the last chop. Zhang Ziyi (Crouching Tiger,
    Hidden Dragon) appears as a villainous TNT queen. PG-13; 91 minutes (New Line)

    Save the Last Dance: Small-town teen ballerina Julia Stiles transfers to an inner-
    city Chicago high school where she falls for the local hip-hop king (Sean Patrick
    Thomas). Predictable racial tensions ensue, though the story rises above cliché,
    thanks mainly to Stiles and Thomas’ thoughtful depiction of young dancers in love.
    Thomas Carter (Metro) directs. PG-13; 112 minutes (Paramount)

    The Score: In this crafty crime caper, master safecracker Robert DeNiro shelves
    retirement plans when sleazy fence man Marlon Brando and cunning con artist Ed
    Norton enlist him to pinch a jeweled scepter from the Montreal Customs House. Bob
    and Ed crackle as the reluctant partners in crime, and Brando is tremendous.
    Literally. R; 124 minutes (Paramount)

    Sex and the City: The Complete Second Season: The girls are back in town. This
    love basket of 18 episodes from HBO’s white-hot sex series (starring Sarah Jessica
    Parker) finds America’s favorite potty-mouths dating and mating with New York’s
    most eligible (though questionable) prospects. This critic’s fave: “The Awful Truth,”
    in which Miranda learns to talk dirty. NR; 9 hours minutes (HBO)

    Shadow of the Vampire: In this imaginative back story to the making of the horror
    classic Nosferatu, Willem Dafoe defines creepy as Max Schreck, the film’s long-
    nailed, bald-headed leading ghoul whose vivid vampiring may have been the real
    deal. John Malkovich plays cinema pioneer F.W. Murnau, who dared Schreck to
    sink his teeth into the role. R; 93 minutes (Universal)

    Shania Twain: The Specials: Country’s dynamic diva twangs in the holidays with
    this 90-minute collage of her 1999 TV specials, which includes rousing renditions of
    her hits, and drop-ins by Elton John, the Back Street Boys and the Dallas Cowboy
    Cheerleaders. (Mercury Nashville)

    Shrek: Mike Myers lends Scottish sass to this brilliantly computer-animated tale of
    a cranky but sensitive ogre who, with the aid of his smart-ass donkey sidekick
    (Eddie Murphy), rescues a kickboxing damsel in distress (Cameron Diaz). Easily the
    year’s most engaging film, it’s also the reigning b.o. champ, with a quarter-of-a-bil
    haul to date. PG; 93 minutes (DreamWorks)

    Snatch: Director Guy Ritchie (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) serves up
    another knotty London mob story, this one swirling around diamond heists, boxing
    fixes and ravenous pigs. Cast includes Benicio Del Toro and perennial thug Dennis
    Farina; but Brad Pitt steals the show as a gypsy pugilist with the indecipherable
    accent. R; 105 minutes (Columbia TriStar)

    Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: Disney does Diva? In addition to the
    studio's usual DVD extras—“guided tours” of the animation process, art galleries,
    colorful commentary—this two-volume valentine to Walt’s 1937 girl-meets-seven-
    short-guys classic includes a new rendition of “Someday My Prince Will Come,”
    especially recorded by Barbra Streisand. Call it buttuh on disk. G (Disney)

    Some Like It Hot (1959): The special edition release of Billy Wilder’s signature
    caper about two on-the-run musicians who don drag and join an all-girl band
    features a virtual “Hall of Memories” scrapbook that includes never-before-seen
    photos of stars Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe. Also: behind-the-
    scenes peeks and a new interview with Curtis, conducted by film critic Leonard
    Maltin. NR (MGM)

    Someone Like You: The bad news: the story line (successful TV show booker
    searches for Mr. Right) is standard-issue sitcom. The good news? Ashley Judd
    makes it work. With a bullseye delivery and her trademark country-girl charm, AJ
    may become the new queen of the romantic comedy. Watch your back, Meg. Hugh
    Jackman and Marisa Tomei co-star. PG-13; 97 minutes (Fox)

    The Sopranos: The Complete Second Season: Fun for the whole famiglia. From
    HBO’s hit hitmen series, this four-DVD replay of the show’s sophomore season
    includes director commentary, cast-crew interviews and probing interrogations of
    critics, shrinks and former Feds. Fa-la-la-la-la…ba-da-bing! (HBO)

    South Park: Winter Wonderland: Comedy Central’s rotten little revelers pay their
    usual seasonal tidings in four off-color adventures, including a visit to Jesus’ house
    and A Very Crappy Christmas, starring Mr. Hanky, the talking poo. You were
    expecting The Bible? (Warner)

    Space Cowboys: Thank goodness for the four behind-the-scenes documentaries
    and the featurettes on NASA, film editing and special effects. Why? The movie
    itself—starring Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, Donald Sutherland and James
    Garner as geezer sky-jockeys on a rescue mission to boost a falling space station—
    never makes it off the launch pad. The wrong stuff. PG-13; $26.98 (Warner)

    Spy Kids: In last spring’s $110M box office brute, two suburban kids head off on a
    special-effects-laden adventure to rescue their kidnapped secret-spy parents. The
    story’s a hoot, as are the sets (e.g., the labyrinthine castle of the villain Floop) and
    wild gadgets—notably the guppy submarine pod and tracking-device bubble gum.
    Antonio Banderas stars. PG; 88 minutes (Dimension)

    Stanley Kubrick Collection: Seven of the late director’s masterpieces—from
    Lolita and 2001 to Clockwork Orange and The Shining—are joined here by a
    landmark 140-minute documentary, first shown at the Berlin Film Fest, that sheds
    new light on the filmmaker’s eccentric personality and obsessive artistry. Also
    included: the unedited director’s cut of Kubrick’s sexed-up swan song, Eyes Wide
    Shut.  (Warner)

    Star War: Episode I: The Phantom Menace: The DVD version of George Lucas’
    first Star Wars prequel boasts a galaxy of bonus material, including full-length
    running director commentary (a first for Lucas), seven deleted scenes (notably the
    extended Podrace sequences) and a 60-minute featurette culled from 600 hours of
    behind-the-camera footage. Thank God for the editor. PG (Lucasfilm/Fox)

    Startup.com: Maalox City. Documentarians D.A. Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus
    (The War Room) follow the rollercoasting journey of a pair of childhood buddies
    (and unrepentant smartypants) whose slickly packaged IPO takes the Internet by
    storm—only to hit the inevitable brick wall. An intimate and compelling nailbiter, it’s
    a must-see for wannabe dot-commers. R; 103 minutes (Artisan)

    State and Main: Writer-director David Mamet’s smirking satire of Hollywood
    depravity finds a strapped movie crew descending upon a quiet New Hampshire
    town for a chaotic location shoot. William H. Macy is letter-perfect as the movie's
    shmoozing, say-anything director, as is Sarah Jessica Parker, as the neurotic
    leading lady, freaking out about her nude scene. Cool music, too. R; 106 minutes
    (New Line)

    Superman: The Movie: The Man of Steel flies again in this superheroic edition of
    the 1978 blockbuster that launched the career of Christopher Reeve. On-disk
    goodies include feature-length audio commentary from director Richard Donner, a
    documentary on the movie’s then landmark flying F/X, and screen-tests from those
    who did—and didn’t—land their roles. Margot Kidder and Marlon Brando co-star.
    PG (Warner)

    Superstar: The Life and Times of Andy Warhol: Oscar-winning documentarist
    Chuck Workman charts the trajectory of the awkward Pittsburgh school boy whose
    eccentric tastes and arsenal of paint cans landed him a 20-year reign as the
    crowned prince of pop culture. The usual suspects (Minelli, Hockney, et al), check
    in, and the soundtrack—including Blondie, Dylan and Donna Summer—is flashback
    city. NR; 87 minutes (Winstar)

    Survivor Season One: The Greatest and Most Outrageous Moments: This best-
    of condensation of 2000’s runaway hit reality-show follows 16 hand-plucked
    castaways as they fight it out for supremacy on a remote South China Sea island.
    An ideal primer for the unenlightened, it also includes previously unseen footage—
    e.g. you see more of Richard here than you did on CBS. You’ve been warned. NR;
    150 minutes (Paramount)

    Sweet November: Love Story meets Body Heat as self-absorbed ad exec Keanu
    Reeves finds his life upended by bed-hopping bohemian Charlize Theron—only to
    discover she has an incurable disease. Despite the stars’ real chemistry, the sparks
    are promptly doused by soppy dialogue and TV-movie trappings. Rest in peace.
    PG-13; 120 minutes (Warner)

    Swordfish: In this taut actioner from producer Joel Silver (Matrix), computer hacker
    extraordinaire Hugh Jackman is enlisted by warped genius John Travolta to help
    him cyber-siphon billions from a government slush fund. Worth noting: 1) it’s rife
    with scenes of urban terrorism, and 2) Halle Berry appears topless. You make the
    call. R; 99 minutes (Warner)


    (See Bruce Kluger's 2001 Us Weekly video/DVD reviews, A-E, F-M, T-Z)